Saturday, March 6

Horn OK Please

This writeup is dedicated to my 4 hours of daily traveling in bus from home to my workplace. It does not include any of my contribution and is picked up from the tit-bits of conversation that I am able to listen to in mid of the crowd, noise and the blaring FM.

Lets start...

Tune mail dala – Kya bolu – Are lekin har time naya issue ayega – De diya nai de denge bol – Jag utha hai sapna – Ek nayi jindgi – Cover kar do – Maine ise aj tak notice nai kiya – Are ek ghante se bus me baitha hu – Dudh le aye kya – Tu inta jaldi kyo uth gayi – Ja kar jaldi line me lag – Khamoshiya gungunane lagi – Aisa nai bol raha hu – Sirf kam hi kar – Aur kabhi a raha hai – Auro, Auro, Auro, Auro – I won't go there – Na Na – Jane ye kya hua – Mere account me dalwa dena – Address de diya hai, ghar se pick kar lega – Ha N-73 lena – Tumko apna mana hai – E-75 is also good – Tumhare paas adha ghanta nahi hai – Three three – Dus number ka test ho gaya – Wireless is also active – I know, I know, I know – Apki mohabbat ko salaam karte hai, Big FM – Mai kyo jau – Uhumm uhum, Bas utna sa – Pehle frame karo sentence dimag me phir bolo – Hmmm – Ab na koi gham hoga – Less than one – My old company – Pata nahi – Classes hai kya – Rimjhim rimjhim – 8 to 4 hai kya – By that time kuch problem ho jayega – Aur mujhe apke SMS' ane chahiye – Don, saat, athrah, ekontis, tees – Ore manwa tu to bawra hai – tabiyat to thik hai – Ilaz kara lo – Jawani me aise haal – Paise wala – Income tax office me hai – Ha ek ek – Kal milne k ho sakta hai kya – Pregnancy confirm karne ka asan tarika – Office nahio jayege – Sharma's have bought a new house and new car – kya bolu mai – Pichle saal bohot se paap kiye hai usne – Sirf star plus par – Smiley – Kya bola who – Hmmm Hmm – Subject to market risk – Mere paas to ready hai team – Kya bol raha hai – Achcha achcha – Dekh wait kar aa jayega – MBA freshers mil jayenge – Nai pata hai mere ko – Nahi be – Funny lag raha hai – Kyo dikhaye sapne tu sote jagte – Baki sab shahid ho gaye – Yar bada ajeeb sa mehsoos ho raha hai – Bus bada hai na – Like a star – When did you reach – Mai to phukat me kam kar raha hu apke liye – to who bhi confuse ho gaya – Tum pas aye – Yu muskuraye – 20 hazar ka brokerage nikaal lenge – who samajh me aa gaya – Watchman nahi hai – Implementation anhi kar rahe hai – Mumble mumble – Kuch kuch hota hai – Tisra kaha hai – who khada bhi nai hota – Uska margin kam kam rehta hai – Kya nasha is pyar ka – Sahi logic nahi hai – Haan haan – Are Religare ka AVP banda hai – Na jane kaisa ehsaas hai – Humko Kya mila – Ye ishq jane kaise hua – 6 ghante chala – 3 se 5 % - Nifty close hua hai – Abhi join kiya na – Almost killing traffic hai – Download karta hu – Tum dena sath mera o humnawa – Tu de kar aya...

OK that's it – this is a sneak peak of my 40 minutes in the bus – I hope you enjoy it – Chalo bye....